It's here! AGAIN!
Tomorrow is the Fourth of July!
You know what that means? Tomorrow I will be eating too much, possibly drinking too much, and blowing up too much stuff. None of those silly little fountains, sparklers, snakes, or other little cardboard things – just the BIG stuff – the mortars that shoot up and look all awesome. It's almost like a professional fireworks show… except for the delays between reloading, the food and bathroom breaks, etc. Good times. Good times!
I just hope the Poblocki Sign Company forbids their genius workers from doing anything other than watching fireworks. I don't think they'd have the common sense to look where the launch tube was aiming before launching a multi-colored explosive into a neighbor's house.