Welcome To The Show
This Sunday – I'd like to invite everyone to watch what will most likely be an incredibly humorous last-ditch moving effort.
Highlights include:
- Swearing. A lot.
- Advanced Tetris moves in an attempt to cram 5 boxes worth of stuff into a single box.
- Moments of complete stillness as I stare at nothing and repeat things in my head, such as "Why did I wait til the last minute to do this?!"
- Intentionally breaking things just so I don't feel bad about having to throw them away.
- More swearing.
- Driving vehicles that aren't mine, way too fast, in an attempt to get things moved out on time.
As exciting as this sounds, admission is completely free! A little help, or some food would be appreciated though. Tell your friends.
I filled the emptiness.. now what?
Tags: moving
kate said,
i want to see the show with lots and lots of swearing. will there be violence in addition to the car chase scene?
June 11, 2008 @ 1:44 pm
sparx said,
Violence? no ways!
I wasn't expecting to have a car chase scene.. now that I've got someone that cares about me – I kinda have to be careful with myself.
June 11, 2008 @ 2:41 pm
kate said,
i can always creep up behind your car and give you a good scare in my truck…then we'll have us a good car chase. i'll be the crazy truck lady stalking the poor guy who's just trying to move. good movie plot, yes?
June 11, 2008 @ 2:49 pm
sparx said,
I don't think I like that movie. Unless your truck has my bed and bookshelf in the back of it.
June 11, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
kate said,
i could put the bed and bookshelf in the back of my truck…we can be a team…but if we're driving at high speeds and trying to outrun drug runners and cops, i hope they don't fly away. the drag just might slow me down. and i don't want to get arrested by the cops or killed by crazy druggies. and if they capture me, you can kiss your bed and your bookshelf good-bye.
June 11, 2008 @ 3:08 pm
sparx said,
I could use help moving them Saturday. I can do it on my own.. but the mattress is a beast for one person. I've done it several times, but never up 3 flights of stairs.
June 11, 2008 @ 3:14 pm
sparx said,
Oh.. there's also a Hwy sign that's down at the stop lights on the bypass. I'd like to steal that if we have time.
June 11, 2008 @ 3:16 pm
kate said,
stealing signs…tisk tisk. i will not be a part of your criminal spree.
June 11, 2008 @ 3:18 pm
sparx said,
What the.. Ms. CarChase?
The sign was hit like 2 months ago and has just been lying in the median since then.
June 11, 2008 @ 3:24 pm
kate said,
alrighty, as long as it's not a felony, i'll go along with it. but you're posting my bail if i get caught.
hey, then i'll have the criminal record like my ex-boyfriend haha 😛 maybe i should get a felony and then i'd be one up on him, muhahaha!
June 11, 2008 @ 3:30 pm
sparx said,
Cripes. What have I started?
June 11, 2008 @ 3:42 pm
kate said,
yep, you've corrupted me. 😛 actually a lot of the friends i know have corrupted me. i never used to be this way. but it's fun. much more fun.
June 11, 2008 @ 3:44 pm