Why Won't My Parakeet Eat
Google Suggest – you're a great tool, offering us a glimpse of popular and trending searches by attempting to complete what we're searching for.
Most of the time.
But right now, if you start typing in "why won't" in the google search box, the number one suggestion is…. "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea".
WHAT?! WTF?!
World, you disappoint me.