Turkey Ham?
I'm not really a big fan of ham. It's ok.. but I've never been like "Hey.. I want some HAM!"
I do know that ham comes from a pig though. Ham is pig meat… which really confused me when I saw that Subway's cold cut trio listed under the ingredients (bologna, salami, and ham) that all the meats are turkey based. Turkey bologna, I can deal with that. Turkey salami… getting a bit sketchy now. But turkey ham? NONONO!
Wikipedia says: "Ham is the thigh and rump of pork, cut from the haunch of a pig or boar."
… last I checked, "turkey" was not part of a pig's thigh.