Why Won't My Parakeet Eat



Google Suggest – you're a great tool, offering us a glimpse of popular and trending searches by attempting to complete what we're searching for.

Most of the time.

But right now, if you start typing in "why won't" in the google search box, the number one suggestion is…. "why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea".

WHAT?! WTF?!

"Why Won't My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea?" WTF?!

World, you disappoint me.

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3 Comments »

  1. kim (39 comments) said,

    Ummm… EWWWWWWWW.

    Also, I'd like to point out that one of the other suggestions is also interesting and not expected… "why won't god heal amputees". Really?! How many people would search that to make that a suggested search too?!

    November 11, 2009 @ 12:57 pm


  2. Tom (112 comments) said,

    Even if you simply type "Why w" the first choice is Why won't my parakeet … well, you know the rest. Wiskey Tango Foxtrot!?

    November 11, 2009 @ 2:21 pm


  3. Cactus (10 comments) said,

    Wow. I thought this was a joke. But I tried it and it isn't.

    The reason God won't heal amputees is fairly simple…

    They clearly have not realized that the God of the Bible is the only one true God.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urlTBBKTO68

    November 12, 2009 @ 11:58 am


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