Dearest Darling Danish
So, the numbers are in.
The December 3rd and 4th posts that included "zero result" searches brought in 825 visits from people searching for those phrases.
Here's a breakdown by phrase, sorted by number of hits:
- 496 – "ate a violin"
- 107 – "people are too civil on the internet"
- 72 – "his penis shattered my world"
- 70 – "it turned out her bottom half was a robot"
- 41 – "driver-side bidet"
- 23 – "sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg"
- 12 – "aww, a baby hooker!"
- 4 – "my little horse must think it gay"
It's been a fun ride, but it's not over yet! Thanks guys 🙂