I'm An Awesome Roommate!



Another reason why people should be wary of being my roommate – I'm a pain in the ass, and make no sense most of the time. This is a conversation that may have happened this morning at around 8:30.


RM: Are you done in the bathroom?
Me: Yep. Go for it.
RM: I'm gonna be really late today! 🙂
Me: Me too!
RM: … don't you work 9-6?
Me: Yeah… but I have to go to the zoo first.
RM: The zoo?
Me: Yeah
RM: Why?
Me: Because the more I talk, the later you'll be.
RM: Jerkface!

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14 Comments »

  1. spudart (890 comments) said,

    I don't get it. Is there some pun with the zoo?

    May 12, 2009 @ 12:31 pm


  2. unlikelymoose (375 comments) said,

    are you serious, spudart?

    May 14, 2009 @ 10:44 am


  3. spudart (890 comments) said,

    Is the "zoo" another word for "bathroom," because both smell? +single air quote pump followed by double air quote pump+

    May 14, 2009 @ 10:46 am


  4. sparx (882 comments) said,

    No.. I was keeping him from getting ready by continuing to talk.
    For some reason I spontaneously decided that I wanted to go to the zoo. The point is… JEEZ!

    May 14, 2009 @ 10:48 am


  5. unlikelymoose (375 comments) said,

    sparx mentioned something that he knew would illicit a response. Going to a zoo before work is unusual. Mentioning such an activity to someone is certain to cause a reaction. Sparx knew this, plotted to say it, said it, and consequently intentionally furthered his roommate's existing delay resulting in an evil joy on sparx's part and enhanced frustration from his roommate ultimately making sparx "an awesome roommate", double air quote pump.

    May 14, 2009 @ 10:58 am


  6. spudart (890 comments) said,

    I think you mentioned the zoo, because someone just pooped in the bathroom. And you subciously were thinking of zoos, because of the big crap that someone just took. Note, I'm not pointing fingers as to who brought the Browns the Super Bowl. I'm just sayin, that there was a stink in the air. And that naturally leads you to think of zoos.

    May 14, 2009 @ 5:18 pm


  7. spudart (890 comments) said,

    That's one of the worst kind of poos is when it smells like a zoo. That doesn't happen to me often, but when it does, boy, does it STINK.

    May 14, 2009 @ 5:19 pm


  8. sparx (882 comments) said,

    spud – not even close. I had just gotten out of the shower. And I think the zoo popped into my mind because I'd much rather be there than at work. Our zoo is home to Chang Tan the red panda.

    May 14, 2009 @ 5:31 pm


  9. spudart (890 comments) said,

    maybe you have an animal shower curtain? animal toothbrush?

    May 14, 2009 @ 8:26 pm


  10. sparx (882 comments) said,

    nope. neither. maybe you "missed" the part where i decided why the zoo popped into my head. +single air quote pump+

    May 14, 2009 @ 8:45 pm


  11. unlikelymoose (375 comments) said,

    My two-year old daughter's poopies smell EXACTLY the same as her daddy's poopies. I'm so proud.

    May 15, 2009 @ 8:41 am


  12. spudart (890 comments) said,

    that means your poo smells like a two-year-olds. THAT'S interesting.

    May 16, 2009 @ 1:24 am


  13. sparx (882 comments) said,

    How the heck did this post turn into a conversation about Maldre poo?

    May 16, 2009 @ 7:46 am


  14. spudart (890 comments) said,

    Tell me about your poo, sparxmind. Now THAT sounds strange. You never ask one about poo, you just start talking about it. That's how it started here.

    One of my favorite songs is Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo. It is my christmas tradition to sneak that song in every year sometime during decorating the christmas tree.

    May 16, 2009 @ 9:25 am


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