Comments on: I Can't Keep Doing This

By: spudart

spudart — Thu, 29 May 2008 20:48:25 +0000

My invisible ants would attack you. I win.

By: unlikelymoose

unlikelymoose — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:29:12 +0000

anti-invisible spray. not ant-invisible spray. Who in the world would want to make ants invisible? I'd like to make them disappear, but making them invisible would solve nothing.

By: unlikelymoose

unlikelymoose — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:27:57 +0000

i'd just spray the card with ant-invisible ink spray. tiger eats stick figure.

By: spudart

spudart — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:16:57 +0000

i win.

By: spudart

spudart — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:03:40 +0000

If i worked in the same office, I would make sure that Erik (oh wait, moose) would get the card before me. So that way his tiger could not eat my stick figure. And if he absolutely refused to sign the card before me. I wouls sign the card, but instead I would draw my figure with ink that fades after 12 hours. And then elsewhere on the card, I would draw the REAL stick figure in invisible ink that appears in 12 hours. Thus befuddling the plan of moose.

By: unlikelymoose

unlikelymoose — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:01:12 +0000

If i worked in the same office, I would make sure I got the card to sign after Matt and then draw a tiger eating his stick figure. No middle fold part could hide the stick figure from my tiger.

By: spudart

spudart — Sat, 10 May 2008 04:59:27 +0000

Although I really like my idea of saying you dropped it in the toilet, I have another idea that is actually serious. You could also draw a stick figure on the inside that sits on the printed message. That was my trademark. Then I started to draw him standing around on the bottom of the card. THEN, and GET THIS, I would start drawing the stick figure coming out the middle fold part of the card. OH I'M SUCH AN INNOVATIVE GENIUS.

By: unlikelymoose

unlikelymoose — Sat, 10 May 2008 04:55:52 +0000

oh my

By: spudart

spudart — Sat, 10 May 2008 04:54:05 +0000

or you could put the card under some running water in the sink, and then write that you accidentally dropped it in the toilet. Then you could do that do every card, I bet people will stop passing cards to you to sign.

By: unlikelymoose

unlikelymoose — Fri, 09 May 2008 15:09:24 +0000

no, no. don't bother with the scissors. just rip a corner off. Or better yet, actually bit a corner off.