Dear Pepsi Peoples

Dear Pepsi Peoples,

Thank you for listening and providing Mountain Dew Throwback (made with REAL sugar) as an alternative to "regular" Mountain Dew (or as it's been rebranded: "Mutton Dew") which contained nasty nasty High Fructose Corn Syrup.

The taste is different than what I'm used to, but I'm 90% certain that I prefer the taste of Throwback – even though the name "throwback" itself is entirely unappetizing.

I will be writing and mailing you a similar, but more in depth, letter soon.


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  1. spudart (890 comments) said,

    You should tell them that throwback is like a combination of throw-up and back-wash. Two disgusting things–one failed beverage.

    May 4, 2009 @ 4:20 pm

  2. sparx (882 comments) said,

    But I like the beverage. The name is just.. bad.

    Better alternatives:
    Mountain Dew Flashback
    Mountain Dew Retro

    May 4, 2009 @ 4:23 pm

  3. unlikelymoose (375 comments) said,

    Did you hear that some dude thinks he found the original recipe for Dr. Pepper in an old journal he bought at an antique store? The Dr. Pepper people are saying the recipe isn't anything close to today's heavily guarded Dr. Pepper recipe and it was just some kind of tonic that the Dr Pepper guy put together. I learned that back in the day pharmacists did lots of stuff besides just handing out drugs. They made their own custom soda pop. That's how Dr. Pepper got invented.

    May 4, 2009 @ 5:48 pm

  4. spudart (890 comments) said,

    Nowadays they should have pharmacists make carbonated beverages. I bet they could mix up something really potent.

    May 5, 2009 @ 11:09 am

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