I like cauliflower. Really.
But its complete lack of pigmentation bugs me a bit. Pick a color cauliflower! Like red. From now on, I demand that all you cauliflower plants out there produce red cauliflower. The stalks and leaves can still be green, but the munchy part needs to be red. A really bright red. And then we can hang up entire cauliflower plants around Christmas time.
I think someone slipped something in my latte..