I smashed the hell out of my hand yesterday. Just typing this hurts like crazy.

Work will be fun.

Iz ask for halp… …why u get camera?

More lolcats!

I dun eben no… hao to begin to halp u.

More! (there are some baby otters at the end)

Do you ever get that feeling like no matter what you do, no matter how well you do it, that you're still screwing up horribly?

How can a person live with a mind that's constantly trying to destroy itself?

I love my roommate.. but.. I'm going to hurt him if his alarm wakes me up again.

I don't understand why someone would set their alarm for 6am when they don't plan on getting up until 7. I don't understand why anyone would choose the most annoying buzzer setting possible as their alarm. I don't understand how anyone could sleep through that buzzing, sometimes letting it go for minutes before hitting the snooze button, only to have the process repeat again in 9 minutes.

I need a nice, quiet, comfortable place to sleep.

Mine was pretty decent - but it didn't have enough monkeys.

This has got to be the worst - THE WORST - idea for a movie ever. I'm not against the idea of a movie with talking chihuahua's, but it's definitely a hard genre to get right, and judging from the trailer for this movie.. Disney did not get it right.

If you're at work, you might not see it, but I've embedded a youtube video of the trailer. Watch at your own risk.