Not that anyone would vote for him anyway.. but Fred Thompson almost caused me to drown in my macaroni and cheese.

It's Monday. I'm lazy. So I'll post a link to KittyWigs.com.

Yes.. wigs for cats.

Yep - it's the first lolcat roundup of 2008! Woot!

I haz no idea whooz did itz

You win this time, gravity!

Read the rest of this post (more lolcats!)

Open Mic season has begun again.. so tonight.. I sing!

This one should be interesting. Usually I complain about my voice, just because I'm unsure of it and looking for an excuse in case I end up sucking. Today though, my throat really is a bit sore, and I'm pain-killered up (just advil) otherwise my jaw has been killing me when I chew, or open my mouth, or think about it. The jaw has been getting better, I think it popped back into place and is just going through some recovery pain. *shudder*

Spudart has almost convinced me to attempt to sell myself on craigslist. I'm not looking for anything serious, just someone that I can share things like open mic nights with.. someone that can heckle me from the crowd. You know, the stuff that matters.

Are napkins considered an eating utensil?

… will apparently be more frustrating.

Those of you that know me may know that I don't like to pay for stuff.. hell, I'd probably steal my apartment if I could figure out some way to do it. No, I take that back - real theft, stuff that involves a loss of property or material from someone else, I don't support that. Bits and radio waves though, I "gray-area" that in my mind to the extent that I numb my morals til they're non-existent.

I spent a good 20 minutes running around with my router in an attempt to get any sort of usable (unprotected) signal - from anywhere. Found one.

I'm going to over-analyze this event and look at it as a sign of things to come. Like I said before, I feel like 2008 is my year, and I'm going to come out ahead of the game before 2009 rolls in.. but that doesn't mean it's going to be an easy ride. I'm used to easy rides, sliding along, drifting through - 2008 is going to be the year where I'm forced to put effort into my life. Yay? Yay.

I took the day off, so hopefully I'll be sleeping when this post goes live. Just thinking about tomorrow is making me tired.

I dreamt of rhinoceroses.

This will be one of those years that I'll always remember. Sure, it's just another page - the starting of a new calendar - but this one feels different.

Anyway, this first post is being written at 12:30am, because the celebrationalizing got cut a bit short.. and I'm glad. I'm absolutely exhausted.

If you've got a drink, raise it up with me and let's give a toast to the first and only 2008 that we're going to live through. With that said, I'm going to finish this post up, finish this drink off, and sleep until Wednesday.

Cheers!